I have been specializing in treating mental illness for 11 years. In the third article of Nature, I have made significant breakthroughs in the field of mental illness, especially in the treatment of psychotic disorders. If you are experiencing hallucinations, just come to me.

(0) 讚！ | 巨鼠

Not bad, the review process is relatively fast.

(0) 讚！ | GXH1122

You are not from Huazhong University of Science and Technology, are you, buddy?

(0) 讚！ | 王小山

Hello!

(0) 讚！ | 圣伊丽莎白精神病院副主任刘厨师

Insert the directional axis hole, mainly for the college entrance examination with a score of 750 and the postgraduate entrance examination with a score of 500. During the interview process, the old Deng insisted that I join his group. I said, "Your pipeline lubrication direction is not working, to let me in, you must change the direction of the axis hole insertion." Old Deng hesitated. Then I said, "As long as you change the direction, I will send a paper to Nature." Old Deng immediately called me his godson. And then, as everyone saw, everything fell into place.

(0) 讚！ | 一月一篇SCI

Eating a good meal makes one feel full and satisfied.

(0) 讚！ | gbx411282

The comment section is so funny, let's stop laughing and eat dinner. Hahaha.

(0) 讚！ | gbx411282

Bao has already fallen asleep.

(0) 讚！ | L-N

The slowest to death. Idea is the youngest boy in our research group, named Hengbao, with the topic "Using deep reinforcement learning to summon Ultraman to destroy kindergarten". Due to his poor English, I will translate the article and be the corresponding author. Submitted in June 2024; accepted in June 2025. During the process, one reviewer requested a photo of the teaching building being destroyed, and we had to analyze the collapse mechanism of the teaching building frame structure based on dynamic equations, which took a lot of effort to complete the revisions. Fortunately, the results were good, and congratulations to Hengbao for getting the first authorship at the age of two and a half.

(0) 讚！ | zhangxdong

After one rejection from the journal, I suggest submitting to the smaller NC. CNS accepted our submission, which included dual-photon and single-cell transcriptome, and published in Nature after revisions. The first revision involved major changes, focusing on optogenetics, with minor revisions in the second round, taking 10 months in total. Wishing everyone good news!

(2) 讚！ | zzx

You look like you actually won this time.

(1) 讚！ | thermal19

The comment section is filled with high-speed centrifuges, high-pressure reactors, tube furnaces/muffle furnaces, liquid nitrogen/liquid helium Dewar flasks, lasers, vacuum chambers, ball mills, fermenters, ethanol lamps, giant rocks rolling down from field sampling, analysis testing center queue systems, plagiarism reports, and Meituan's inflated god coupons, all just fantasies before being blown up.

(1) 讚！ | ganggod

Family members, who would have known, just came across an article on improving the efficiency of plant photosynthesis. By trying to play classical music to plants, it has been proven that music can make chloroplasts collectively dance the tap dance, thereby improving the efficiency of light energy conversion.

(0) 讚！ | 奋斗的虫子

I hope to publish a supplement.

(0) 讚！ | hohaiweiwei

Awesome!

(0) 讚！ | 雪子啊

So abstract.

(0) 讚！ | 雪子啊

Sports student, with no hobbies, just loves feeding aliens. Two years ago, caught an alien, raised it at home, fed it an apple to observe and published an article in Nature. Tomorrow, after training, will feed it a banana and submit an article to Science. Contact me if interested in collaborating on research.

(0) 讚！ | 巨鼠

The submission was accepted as soon as it was submitted, it will be published in the next issue.

(0) 讚！ | 弟错了

Fortunately, I wasn't demoted to the second district.

(4) 讚！ | 希望能中！

Great! My comment has been accepted by Nature LETpub.

(1) 讚！ | onlywei

The journal is very good.

(0) 讚！ | 小瑞瑞瑞

Easier than publishing in CSCD.

(0) 讚！ | warz1andlx

I have been directly hired, it was easy. There is a fan creation of Genshin Impact hidden in the Supplementary Data, the reviewer praised me for the beautiful data and suggested I become an editor.

(1) 讚！ | PDQS

I heard that Scientific Reports and Nature have a close connection, so I wanted to share the good news!

(0) 讚！ | 中二也要做科研

About to go to bed.

(0) 讚！ | 斯文野兽